Serving in Hell.

I am not responsible for your child. You bring a hungry toddler to a restaurant, don't ask me for special treatment to feed you guys ahead of everyone else waiting. Be responsible for your family and bring snacks. It is not my job to feed your hungry, crying kids. 

And also don't ask me to bring you a beer right away either. You can see I am busy. Wait. Don't have your child break a plate and make a HUGE mess and only leave ten percent. Like... What???

Don't come in and eat all of your food AND THEN complain, after you have consumed everything that it was too salty or not good enough for you to eat. I can tell that all you want is a freebie. Tell me right away, we will gladly remake everything for you. 

Don't be disappointed at me that we don't currently carry a certain item on the menu at the moment. I get enough of that in my life. Don't need a stranger to tell me. 

Restaurant etiquacy is a thing. Learn it.  :)